Angry Joe

Joe "Joseph" Vargas was born in a small Ukrainian village in the year 1980. He was, of course, born into a life of communism, a life of pain. Joe's family often struggled to get by, living off paycheck to paycheck. One day, when Joe and his brother Petrov were walking in the forest, they were ambushed my a tall, looming figure. Petrov relied on his sole instinct alone, and decided to run away, leaving Joe alone to this monster. The monster abducted Joe, taking him under his wing, since Joe was a mere child, being around the age of 3~4 years old when this occurred. Joe was brought to an unmarked location, somewhere in Soviet Russia. He was imprisoned, and was sought to be recruited as a child into radical communism, and the Russians ultimately planned on sending Joe to America to spread Eastern ideologies. After 6 years of training, at the age of 9 years old, young Joe was smuggled into America, arriving in Los Angeles. Joe was fluent in both Russian and English at this time, and during his training he was exposed to Western culture, meaning that he essentially grew up with the kids he was pretending to be a part of. Joe went to The Warren Von John Angry Academy of Los Angeles from grades K-12. Joe was essentially living in America, with a fake birth certificate, fake passport and I.D. He was perfectly blended in. The mission of the Russians was proving a great success so far, as Joe would often report back to his superiors using his burner phone. As the years progressed, the more soft Joe grew to the culture. He would often find himself laughing at what Americans were laughing at, and began to question himself and who he was as a person. He decided to trash his burner phone, and erase all contact with the Russians, and live his new life. His life as a Russian was over, and this was the starting point for a new chapter in the life of JoJoe.

Joe is a funny, little man.